# Grand Comedy Club

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Laughs All Around!

## Sitemaps

- [XML Sitemap](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/sitemap.xml): Contains all public & indexable URLs for this website.

## Posts

- [Blog](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/blog/): Take a look here on how to setup your blog page: http://docs.uxthemes.com/article/243-how-to-setup-your-blog-page
- [Disclaimer](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/2025/02/24/disclaimer/): All tickets are WILL CALL - (Buy them here and name will be on list at the door) 2 Item minimum purchase per person. (food or drink).
- [Grand Pizza Opening Soon!](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/2019/07/16/grand-pizza-opening-soon/): Best Pizza in SD moving in soon!
- [Grand Comedy Opening!](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/2019/07/06/grand-comedy-opening/): Bringing LAUGHS to Grand Ave soon!

## Pages

- [Home](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/): The BIGGEST names in Comedy every Friday & Saturday! -Follow us on FB, IG and join our VIP list.
- [Join Our Free VIP List](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/join-our-free-vip-list/)
- [Gift Cards](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/gift-cards/)
- [About GCC](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/about-gcc/)
- [FAQ's](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/gcc-faqs/)
- [FAQ's](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/gcc-faqs-2/)
- [Comedy Show Menu](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/comedy-show-menu/)
- [Contact Us](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/contact/)
- [Grand Comedy Club Calendar](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/grand-comedy-club-calendar/)
- [Shop](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/shop/)
- [Contact Us](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/contact-2/)
- [Terms & Conditions](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/terms-conditions/): Tickets and Info • All shows are 18 and up, under 18 OK with parent although most shows are RATED R 21 and over with Valid ID for alcohol consumption. (Per CALIFORNIA LAW, All foreign ID’s need a PASSPORT TOO. 2 item minimum for all shows. (Except the open mic night). • Box office is
- [Private Parties](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/private-parties/)
- [Grand Pizzeria](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/grand-pizza/)
- [Left Sidebar](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/left-sidebar/)
- [Track your order](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/track-order/)
- [Wishlist](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/my-account/wishlist/): [yith_wcwl_wishlist]

## UX Blocks

- [Features Overview](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/blocks/features-overview/)
- [Demos](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/blocks/demos/)
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- [Shop - Category Slider](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/blocks/shop-category-slider/)
- [Shop - Header](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/blocks/shop-header/)
- [Blog Header](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/blocks/blog-header/)
- [Elements Overview](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/blocks/elements-overview/)

## Food Menu

- [Mixed Drinks](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/mixed-drinks/): FULL BAR!!! AND...COSMOPOLITAN • LEMON DROP • MARGARITA • MOSCOW MULE • OLD FASHIONED
- [Chocolate Cake](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/chocolate-cake/)
- [Cheesecake](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/cheesecake-or-chocolate-cake/)
- [Red Wine](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/red-wine/): Cabernet Merlot Pinot Noir
- [Hard Seltzer](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/hard-seltzer/): Black Cherry • Raspberry • Grapefruit • Lime • Mango • Watermelon
- [Juices](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/juices/): Cranberry, Orange, Pineapple, Pink Grapefruit
- [Soft Drinks](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/soft-drinks/): Coke, Diet, Dr Pepper, Sprite, Orange, Lemonade
- [Red Bull or Sugar Free Red Bull](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/red-bull-or-sugar-free-red-bull/)
- [Premium Bottled Water](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/premium-bottled-water/)
- [White Wine](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/white-wine/): Chardonnay Sauvignon Blanc Pinot Grigio Rosé
- [Bottled Beer](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/bottled-beer/): Bud Light • Miller Lite • Michelob Ultra • Modelo • Blue Moon • Heineken 0.0% Non-Alcoholic • Seasonal Beers • Seltzers • Kombucha & Ciders
- [Draft Beer](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/draft-beer/): Coors Light • Stone Delicious IPA • Buenaveza Mexican Lager • Modern Times Hazy IPA • .394 Pale Ale • 805
- [Antipasto Salad](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/antipasto-salad/): Iceberg, Salami, Provolone, Pepperoncini, Italian Dressing
- [Caesar Salad](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/caesar-salad/): Romaine, Garlic Croutons, Creamy Caesar Dressing, Parmesan Cheese
- [Garden Salad](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/garden-salad/): Romaine, Iceberg, Carrots, Cucumber, Tomatoes, Olives
- [Garlic Sticks](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/garlic-sticks/)
- [Margherita](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/margherita/): Tomato Sauce, Fresh Mozzarella, Fresh Basil
- [Hawaiian](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/hawaiian/): Ham and Pineapple
- [White Pizza](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/white-pizza/): Olive Oil, Ricotta, Spinach
- [Bacon Cheeseburger](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/bacon-cheeseburger/): 1000 Island, Ground Beef, Cheddar Cheese, Side of Pickles
- [BBQ Chicken](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/bbq-chicken/): Grilled Chicken, BBQ Sauce, Red Onions
- [Veggie](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/veggie/): Mushrooms, Onions, Bell Peppers, Tomatoes, Olives
- [Pepperoni](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/pepperoni/)
- [Cheese](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/cheese/)
- [The Works](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/the-works/): Pepperoni, Sausage, Ham, Bacon, Bell Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms, Olives
- [Meat Lovers](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/meat-lovers/): Pepperoni, Sausage, Ham, Bacon

## Products

- [LACHLAN PATTERSON from America's Got Talent!! -  $17](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/l-patterson/): 6:30 and 8:45pm $17 - LACHLAN PATTERSON and Friends - NBC's AMERICA'S GOT TALENT!!! 1 hour special on Starz, Last Comic Standing on NBC, Fox. 2 item minimum purchase per person. (Food or drink) Doors Open 30 minutes before showtime.
- [Ian Edwards $17](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/ian-edwards/): 6:30 and 8:45pm $17 - IAN EDWARDS - If you like comedy that’s smart, fearless, and doesn’t explain itself, you should probably see Ian Edwards live. Born in England, raised in Jamaica, and forged in American stand-up, His latest special, Untitled, was released independently on YouTube and still landed on Vulture’s Top 10 Comedy Specials
- [Dulcé Sloan -  $17](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/dulce-sloan/): 6:30pm & 8:45pm - Friday & Saturday $17 - Dulcé Sloan - 2 item minimum purchase per person. (Food or drink) Doors Open 30 minutes before showtime. Dulcé Sloan is an Emmy Winning comedian and actress who has won over audiences through performances on the live stages, in television, film, radio and as an author. Most
- [IAN BAGG  -  $35 (Special Event! One Night Only!)](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/i-bagg/): 6:30 and 8:45pm- Special Event, One night only! $35 - IAN BAGG - 2 item minimum purchase per person. (Food or drink) Doors Open 30 minutes before showtime. Life has been fantastic for this energetic and wildly funny boundary-pushing entertainer. Touring nonstop across North America, he has started taking over the world with Australia, China,
- [MAL HALL and Friends -  $17](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/mal-hall/): 7pm Friday and 6:30pm Saturday $17 - MAL HALL and Friends - 2 item minimum purchase per person. (Food or drink) Doors Open 30 minutes before showtime. FOX'S Laugh, FuseTV & AXS Tv. Mal Hall is the comedian you feel like you already know. Smooth, easy delivery and a knack for turning everyday stuff into
- [CRAIG SHOEMAKER  -  $20 (Special Event!)](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/craig-shoe/): 6:30 and 8:45pm- Special Event, One night only! $20 - CRAIG SHOEMAKER - 2 item minimum purchase per person. (Food or drink) Doors Open 30 minutes before showtime. As a stand-up, Craig is best known for his iconic character The Lovemaster and for his comedy specials, including his Comedy Central special ranked in the Top 25 of
- [DANNY GONZALEZ -  $30 (LATE SHOWS JUST ADDED!!!)](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/danny-gonzalez/): 7pm and 9:30pm (Doors open 30 minutes before) $30 - DANNY GONZALEZ! - 2 item minimum purchase per person. (Food or drink) Doors Open 30 minutes before showtime. Danny Gonzalez is a Chicago-based comedian and commentary creator known for his razor-sharp wit, cinematic sketches, and signature deadpan delivery. He first built a loyal audience on
- [Grand Illusion - All Ages Magic Show! $15](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/grand-illusion-2/): Sunday, September 20 - 5:00pm. Only $15. (doors open at 4:30pm with personal up-close table magic) 2 item minimum purchase per person. (food or drink) Even for kids too! All ages! AMAZING Magicians that perform at the Magic Castle and venues around the world. New show and magicians every month! Grand Illusion is the only on-gong
- [Adam Hunter and Friends  -  $17](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/adam-hunter/): 6:30 and 8:45pm- SAT Only! $17 - ADAM HUNTER and Friends - 2 item minimum purchase per person. (Food or drink) Doors Open 30 minutes before showtime. Adam was a regular and writer on GUTFELD, finalist on “Last Comic Standing”, has twice appeared on Jay Leno’s “Tonight Show”, “Chelsea Lately”, Showtime, “The Late Late Show”,
- [Paul Ogata $17](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/paul-ogata/): 6:30 and 8:45pm $17 - PAUL OGATA - Paul Ogata’s show is an edgy, often-improvised, always-hilarious, mad romp through the corners of his mind. His quick, animated delivery of clever material led him to victory in the prestigious 32nd Annual San Francisco International Comedy Competition. Paul headlines shows around the world! On television, Paul’s one-hour
- [RYAN NIEMILLER from America's Got Talent -  $17](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/ryan-niem/): 6:30 and 8:45pm- Fri Only! $17 - RYAN NIEMILLER from America's Got Talent! - 2 item minimum purchase per person. (Food or drink) Doors Open 30 minutes before showtime. The Cripple Threat of Comedy- Despite being born with a disability in both arms, Ryan Niemiller, the self-proclaimed “Cripple Threat of Comedy” shares his views of
- [JEN MURPHY and Friends -  $17](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/jen-murphy/): 6:30 and 8:45pm- Fri Only! $17 - JEN MURPHY and Friends! (Kane Holloway Opening) - 2 item minimum purchase per person. (Food or drink) Doors Open 30 minutes before showtime. Jen Murphy has been a stand up comedian and writer for 20 years and was recently published in the L.A. Times for the second time.
- [SHANG and Friends -  $17](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/shang-forbes/): 6:30 and 8:45pm- SAT Only! $17 - SHANG and Friends! (Kane Holloway Opening) - 2 item minimum purchase per person. (Food or drink) Doors Open 30 minutes before showtime. SHANG has been seen on CBS’S THE LATE LATE SHOW, 2 BET'S COMIC VIEW SPECIALS, STARZ 1ST AMENDMENT, ABC’S COMIC’S UNLEASHED, NBC’S “HEROES”, CBS’S “CSI” “NCIS”

## GC Events

- [Bingo Remixed!!!! 7pm  (Musically BINGO!!) FREE!](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/gc-event/bingo-remixed-musically-bingo-free/): 7pm - Music based BINGO! FREE! Win Prizes too! (no minimum order, but you do have to buy something of course) It’s a highly interactive, music-based bingo game where players listen to songs and mark them off on their bingo cards based on what they hear. \Players don’t need to know the artist or song
- [Karaoke Night!  5- 9pm.](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/gc-event/karaoke-night-5-9pm/): KARAOKE NIGHT EVERY MON & WEDS! 5- 9pm. (Happy Hour Prices) FREE! (must buy something though) 18 and up.(younger ok if with parent)
- [KARAOKE! 5pm - 9pm](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/gc-event/karaoke-5-830pm/): KARAOKE NIGHT EVERY MON & WEDS! 5- 9pm. (Happy Hour Prices) FREE! (must buy something though) 18 and up.(younger ok if with parent)
- [OPEN MIC. Are you funny?!](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/gc-event/open-mic-are-you-funny/): COMEDY ONLY! SUNDAYS. 6:30-8:30pm. FREE! (no 2 item min required) SHOW UP AND GO UP GUARANTEED!! 6:00pm drop your name in the hat for drawing. 3 Minutes on stage. Buy an item, and get 5 minutes. Don't run the light. FREE TO WATCH. HAPPY HOUR PRICES ON FOOD AND DRINKS! 18 and up. (younger
- [Trivia Night with Live Prize Trivia!](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/gc-event/trivia-night-with-live-prize-trivia/): Trivia Night is Every Tuesday night from 6:30-8:30. Happy Hour prices on food and drinks! FREE! (must purchase something) 18 and up. (Younger ok if with adult)
- [MNF 🏈](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/gc-event/monday-night-football/): Catch Every Game at Grand Comedy Club & Pizzeria! Looking for the best place in Escondido to watch your favorite football teams on Sundays and Mondays? Grab a seat at Grand Comedy Club & Pizzeria, where you can enjoy every NFL matchup with NFL Sunday Ticket, ice-cold beer, delicious pizza, and wings in a fun,

## Portfolio

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- [FL3 Print Package](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/featured_item/fl3-print-package/): Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat.
- [Awesome Pencil Poster](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/featured_item/awesome-pencil-poster/): Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat
- [Portfolio typography](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/featured_item/portfolio-typography/): Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat.
- [Flatsome Poster Print](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/featured_item/flatsome-poster-print/): Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat.
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## Categories

- [Uncategorized](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/category/uncategorized/)
- [Comedy](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/category/comedy/)
- [Pizza](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/category/pizza/)

## Categories

- [Club](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu-category/club/)
- [Pizzas](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu-category/club/pizzas/)
- [Appetizers](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu-category/club/appetizers/)
- [Salads](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu-category/club/salads/)
- [Alcohol](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu-category/bar/alcohol/)
- [Non-Alcoholic](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu-category/bar/non-alcoholic/)
- [Bar](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu-category/bar/)
- [Desserts](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu-category/club/desserts/)

## Product categories

- [Comedy Events](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product-category/comedyevents/)

## Portfolio Categories

- [Lookbook](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/featured_item_category/lookbook/)
- [Design](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/featured_item_category/design/)