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# Grand Comedy Club

Laughs All Around!

## Sitemaps

- [XML Sitemap](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/sitemap.xml): Contains all public & indexable URLs for this website.

## Posts

- [Blog](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/blog/) - Take a look here on how to setup your blog page: http://docs.uxthemes.com/article/243-how-to-setup-your-blog-page
- [Disclaimer](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/2025/02/24/disclaimer/) - All tickets are WILL CALL - (Buy them here and name will be on list at the door) 2 Item minimum purchase per person. (food or drink).
- [Grand Pizza Opening Soon!](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/2019/07/16/grand-pizza-opening-soon/) - Best Pizza in SD moving in soon!
- [Grand Comedy Opening!](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/2019/07/06/grand-comedy-opening/) - Bringing LAUGHS to Grand Ave soon!

## Pages

- [Home](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/) - The BIGGEST names in Comedy every Friday & Saturday! -Follow us on FB, IG and join our VIP list.
- [Join Our Free VIP List](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/join-our-free-vip-list/)
- [Gift Cards](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/gift-cards/)
- [About GCC](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/about-gcc/)
- [FAQ's](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/gcc-faqs/)
- [FAQ's](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/gcc-faqs-2/)
- [Comedy Show Menu](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/comedy-show-menu/)
- [Contact Us](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/contact/)
- [Grand Comedy Club Calendar](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/grand-comedy-club-calendar/)
- [Shop](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/shop/)
- [Contact Us](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/contact-2/)
- [Terms & Conditions](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/terms-conditions/) - Tickets and Info • All shows are 18 and up, under 18 OK with parent although most shows are RATED R 21 and over with Valid ID for alcohol consumption. (Per CALIFORNIA LAW, All foreign ID’s need a PASSPORT TOO. 2 item minimum for all shows. (Except the open mic night). • Box office is
- [Private Parties](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/private-parties/)
- [Grand Pizzeria](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/grand-pizza/)
- [Left Sidebar](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/left-sidebar/)
- [Track your order](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/track-order/)
- [Wishlist](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/my-account/wishlist/) - [yith_wcwl_wishlist]

## UX Blocks

- [Features Overview](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/blocks/features-overview/)
- [Demos](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/blocks/demos/)
- [Footer - Newsletter Signup](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/blocks/footer-newsletter-signup/) - Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet.
- [Footer - About us](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/blocks/footer-about-us/) - Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat.
- [Shop - Category Slider](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/blocks/shop-category-slider/)
- [Shop - Header](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/blocks/shop-header/)
- [Blog Header](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/blocks/blog-header/)
- [Elements Overview](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/blocks/elements-overview/)

## Food Menu

- [Mixed Drinks](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/mixed-drinks/) - FULL BAR!!! AND...COSMOPOLITAN • LEMON DROP • MARGARITA • MOSCOW MULE • OLD FASHIONED
- [Chocolate Cake](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/chocolate-cake/)
- [Cheesecake](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/cheesecake-or-chocolate-cake/)
- [Red Wine](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/red-wine/) - Cabernet Merlot Pinot Noir
- [Hard Seltzer](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/hard-seltzer/) - Black Cherry • Raspberry • Grapefruit • Lime • Mango • Watermelon
- [Juices](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/juices/) - Cranberry, Orange, Pineapple, Pink Grapefruit
- [Soft Drinks](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/soft-drinks/) - Coke, Diet, Dr Pepper, Sprite, Orange, Lemonade
- [Red Bull or Sugar Free Red Bull](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/red-bull-or-sugar-free-red-bull/)
- [Premium Bottled Water](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/premium-bottled-water/)
- [White Wine](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/white-wine/) - Chardonnay Sauvignon Blanc Pinot Grigio Rosé
- [Bottled Beer](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/bottled-beer/) - Bud Light • Miller Lite • Michelob Ultra • Modelo • Blue Moon • Heineken 0.0% Non-Alcoholic • Seasonal Beers • Seltzers • Kombucha & Ciders
- [Draft Beer](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/draft-beer/) - Coors Light • Stone Delicious IPA • Buenaveza Mexican Lager • Modern Times Hazy IPA • .394 Pale Ale • 805
- [Antipasto Salad](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/antipasto-salad/) - Iceberg, Salami, Provolone, Pepperoncini, Italian Dressing
- [Caesar Salad](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/caesar-salad/) - Romaine, Garlic Croutons, Creamy Caesar Dressing, Parmesan Cheese
- [Garden Salad](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/garden-salad/) - Romaine, Iceberg, Carrots, Cucumber, Tomatoes, Olives
- [Garlic Sticks](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/garlic-sticks/)
- [Margherita](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/margherita/) - Tomato Sauce, Fresh Mozzarella, Fresh Basil
- [Hawaiian](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/hawaiian/) - Ham and Pineapple
- [White Pizza](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/white-pizza/) - Olive Oil, Ricotta, Spinach
- [Bacon Cheeseburger](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/bacon-cheeseburger/) - 1000 Island, Ground Beef, Cheddar Cheese, Side of Pickles
- [BBQ Chicken](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/bbq-chicken/) - Grilled Chicken, BBQ Sauce, Red Onions
- [Veggie](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/veggie/) - Mushrooms, Onions, Bell Peppers, Tomatoes, Olives
- [Pepperoni](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/pepperoni/)
- [Cheese](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/cheese/)
- [The Works](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/the-works/) - Pepperoni, Sausage, Ham, Bacon, Bell Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms, Olives
- [Meat Lovers](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu/meat-lovers/) - Pepperoni, Sausage, Ham, Bacon

## Products

- [Christopher Titus $25-$30](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/christopher-titus-25-30/) - 6:30 and 8:45pm -$25 Early Bird - $30 Regular Price - ABC, NBC, FOX, Comedy Central, 10 Comedy Specials Amerigeddon is on Amazon. *Special Event* - Rachel Bradley Opening. 2 item minimum purchase per person. No refunds or changes. Employing what he’s labeled “hard funny,” Christopher Titus has released ten ninety-minute albums in as many
- [Sarper Guven Live! (90 Day Fiancé)](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/sarper-guven-live-90-day-fiance/) - Friday - 7/31. 2 Shows. 6:30 and 8:45. $35 General Admission, $50 G/A with Meet and Greet. SARPER GUVEN- 90 Day Fiancé', TLC Reality star, Sarper Güven, headlines the show after an opening comedian. 2 Item minimum purchase per person. (food or drink) Doors open at 6:00pm and 8:30pm. Special Event. No discounts or coupons.
- [Alonzo Bodden $17](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/alonzo-bodden/) - 6:30 and 8:45pm $17 - ALONZO BODDEN - A regular panel member on NPR’s Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me, Alonzo Bodden has been making audiences around the country laugh for more than 20 years. Alonzo’s latest (2022) comedy special Alonzo Bodden: Stupid Don’t Get Tired, was released on YouTube by Helium Comedy Studios. In 2019, he starred
- [Grand Illusion - All Ages Magic Show! $13](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/grand-illusion-all-ages-magic-show-13-4/) - July 19 - Sunday 5:00pm. Only $13. (doors open at 4:30pm) 2 item minimum purchase per person. (food or drink) Grand Illusion Magic Show! All ages! AMAZING Magicians that perform at the Magic Castle and many other venues.
- [PMAN Productions Presents- Raw Comedy Night - $10](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/pman-productions-presents-raw-comedy-night-10/) - 7:30 pm $10 - PMAN Productions Presents - RAW COMEDY NIGHT! With Shang and Friends! (Bar opens at 3pm for Happy Hour, doors at 7) *Special Event* - 2 item minimum purchase per person. No refunds or changes.
- [Pete Lee -  $17](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/p-lee/) - 6:30 and 8:45pm $17 - PETE LEE - 2 item minimum purchase per person. (Food or drink) Doors Open 30 minutes before showtime. Pete Lee was the first standup comedian to get a standing ovation on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, and it resulted in him appearing on the show 9 times as of
- [Jeremiah Watkins -  $20 (First time at our club!)](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/j-watkins/) - 6:30 and 8:45pm $20 - JEREMIAH WATKINS - 2 item minimum purchase per person. (Food or drink) Doors Open 30 minutes before showtime. Jimmy Kimmel Show, Roast Battle, Kill Tony, Comedy Central, HBO and More!!!
- [The Sklar Brothers $20](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/sklar-bros/) - 6:30 and 8:45pm $20 - THE SKLAR BROTHERS - HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm, It's Always Funny in Philadelphia, Adult Swim's Childrens Hospital, Greys Anatomy, Entourage, tons of sports shows and a bunch of movies!! 2 item minimum purchase per person. (Food or drink) Doors Open 30 minutes before showtime.
- [Pablo Francisco $17](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/pablo-francisco-aug/) - 6:30 and 8:45pm $17 - PABLO FRANCISCO - MadTV, Comedy Central, The Tonight Show. 2 item minimum purchase per person. (Food or drink) Doors Open 30 minutes before showtime.
- [JIMMY PARDO -  $17 ($20 at the door)](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/jimmy-pardo-17-20-at-the-door/) - 6:30 and 8:45 pm $17 - JIMMY PARDO - * Special Event * - ($20 at the door) - Macey Isaacs and Oliver Pardo Opening! 2 item minimum purchase per person. (Food or drink) Doors open 30 minutes before showtime. Jimmy Pardo, known as “The Fastest Mind in Comedy,” is a seasoned stand-up comedian
- [A Grand Night of Comedy with Jesse Egan and Friends - $12](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/jim-tony/) - 7:00 pm $12 - A GRAND NIGHT OF COMEDY WITH JESSE EGAN AND FRIENDS! (Bar opens at 3pm for Happy Hour, doors at 6:30) 2 item minimum purchase per person. No refunds or changes.
- [HAPPY 4th of July!!!  (Closed)](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/happy-4th-of-july-closed/) - CLOSED. Happy 4th of July!!
- [Paul Ogata $17](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/paul-ogata/) - 6:30 and 8:45pm $17 - PAUL OGATA - Paul Ogata’s show is an edgy, often-improvised, always-hilarious, mad romp through the corners of his mind. His quick, animated delivery of clever material led him to victory in the prestigious 32nd Annual San Francisco International Comedy Competition. Paul headlines shows around the world! On television, Paul’s one-hour
- [Ian Edwards $17](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product/ian-edwards/) - 6:30 and 8:45pm $17 - IAN EDWARDS - If you like comedy that’s smart, fearless, and doesn’t explain itself, you should probably see Ian Edwards live. Born in England, raised in Jamaica, and forged in American stand-up, His latest special, Untitled, was released independently on YouTube and still landed on Vulture’s Top 10 Comedy Specials

## GC Events

- [Karaoke Night!  5- 9pm.](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/gc-event/karaoke-night-5-9pm/) - KARAOKE NIGHT EVERY MON & WEDS! 5- 9pm. (Happy Hour Prices) FREE! (must buy something though) 18 and up.(younger ok if with parent)
- [KARAOKE! 5pm - 9pm](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/gc-event/karaoke-5-830pm/) - KARAOKE NIGHT EVERY MON & WEDS! 5- 9pm. (Happy Hour Prices) FREE! (must buy something though) 18 and up.(younger ok if with parent)
- [OPEN MIC. Are you funny?!](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/gc-event/open-mic-are-you-funny/) - COMEDY ONLY! SUNDAYS. 6:30-8:30pm. FREE! (no 2 item min required) SHOW UP AND GO UP GUARANTEED!! 6:00pm drop your name in the hat for drawing. 3 Minutes on stage. Buy an item, and get 5 minutes. Don't run the light. FREE TO WATCH. HAPPY HOUR PRICES ON FOOD AND DRINKS! 18 and up. (younger
- [Trivia Night with Live Prize Trivia!](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/gc-event/trivia-night-with-live-prize-trivia/) - Trivia Night is Every Tuesday night from 6:30-8:30. Happy Hour prices on food and drinks! FREE! (must purchase something) 18 and up. (Younger ok if with adult)
- [MNF 🏈](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/gc-event/monday-night-football/) - Catch Every Game at Grand Comedy Club & Pizzeria! Looking for the best place in Escondido to watch your favorite football teams on Sundays and Mondays? Grab a seat at Grand Comedy Club & Pizzeria, where you can enjoy every NFL matchup with NFL Sunday Ticket, ice-cold beer, delicious pizza, and wings in a fun,

## Portfolio

- [Lookbook Summer](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/featured_item/lookbook-summer/) - Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat.
- [Another Print Package](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/featured_item/another-print-package/) - Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat.
- [FL3 Print Package](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/featured_item/fl3-print-package/) - Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat.
- [Awesome Pencil Poster](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/featured_item/awesome-pencil-poster/) - Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat
- [Portfolio typography](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/featured_item/portfolio-typography/) - Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat.
- [Flatsome Poster Print](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/featured_item/flatsome-poster-print/) - Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat.
- [Magazine](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/featured_item/magazine/) - Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat
- [Flat T-Shirt Company](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/featured_item/flat-t-shirt-company/) - Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat.

## Categories

- [Uncategorized](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/category/uncategorized/)
- [Comedy](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/category/comedy/)
- [Pizza](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/category/pizza/)

## Categories

- [Club](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu-category/club/)
- [Pizzas](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu-category/club/pizzas/)
- [Appetizers](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu-category/club/appetizers/)
- [Salads](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu-category/club/salads/)
- [Alcohol](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu-category/bar/alcohol/)
- [Non-Alcoholic](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu-category/bar/non-alcoholic/)
- [Bar](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu-category/bar/)
- [Desserts](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/food-menu-category/club/desserts/)

## Product categories

- [Comedy Events](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/product-category/comedyevents/)

## Portfolio Categories

- [Lookbook](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/featured_item_category/lookbook/)
- [Design](https://www.grandcomedyclub.com/featured_item_category/design/)